From the AP, via the NYTimes:
A guy got on a JetBlue red-eye from San Juan to Newark with a couple of undeclared lovebirds in his carry-on. (I mean, he didn’t fill out the right form; I don’t know what declarations the lovebirds made.) Sure enough, one of them got out and made a break for it.
It all ended happily, though. The bird was caught and both were impounded until the unnamed passenger — who was not held — finishes the paperwork.
“Exhibits Grace Under Pressure”
Some poor production assistant at the BBC put the wrong guy on the air. Rather than Guy Kewney, tech pundit, they grabbed an IT interviewee who was waiting at the Reception desk and put him on a live program instead.
After something of a rocky start, he apparently did quite well — which kind of underlines how low the bar is for punditry.
Kewney himself, waiting in the green room, had no idea this was going on until he looked at a monitor and saw someone who was not himself.
From the AP, via the NYTimes:
In fact the man was Guy Goma, a Congolese man applying for a technology-related job with the British Broadcasting Corp. Goma followed an employee to the studio after a mistake at a reception desk, the corporation said late Monday.
*snip*
Producers apparently realized by the end of the interview that something had gone wrong — and, after they had gone off the air, asked their ”expert” if there was a problem.
”He said: ‘Well, it was OK, but I was a bit rushed,’ Kewney wrote on his blog.
Goma told the BBC his interview was stressful, but added he was prepared to return to the airwaves. He said he was ”happy to speak about any situation,” the BBC reported. Officials at BBC declined to comment on whether he would get the job he was applying for.
A Lot of Beer Has Much the Same Effect
The New Scientist has this story:
Sound Neutralzing Technology ‘Confuses’ Abusive/Racist Chants at Stadiums
During tests of the prototype system, volunteers were surrounded by loudspeakers simulating the sound of a chanting crowd and were asked join in. But one speaker replayed the crowds chant with a short delay. When the delay was greater than 200 milliseconds the volunteers found it too difficult to chant coherently.
My 4-year-olds can do kind of the same thing. It’s really annoying.
The downside of the technology, of course, is that its use won’t be restricted to sports crowds. Expect repressive political regimes to be first in line; this thing would be great at breaking up political demonstrations.
…and Now for the Daring Escape
So the magician David Copperfield and his two lovely assistants were robbed at gunpoint in West Palm Beach. The local newspaper reports that while he has a gun on him, Copperfield
pulled out all of his pockets for Riley to see he had nothing, even though he had a cellphone, passport and wallet stuffed in them.
“Call it reverse pickpocketing,” Copperfield said.
He probably was going to make the two of clubs jump out of the guy’s ear while he was at it.
The perps were caught about 10 minutes later.
The New Old Hands-On Generation
One of my oldest friends grew up a gearhead/theater tech, then became a computer magazine editor, then evolved into a stay-at-home mom. I remember visiting her and being astounded at her heretofor unsuspected talent for making things like adorable frogs out of edible fondant.
Where do you learn things like that? I wondered. I knew her mom and her dad; she sure didn’t get it from them. I was pretty envious, because I’ve never been good at arts and crafts and this looked like it was just a ton of fun you could have with (and for) your kids.
I read today about a coming-soon magazine called CRAFT: Make Cool Stuff, from the people who publish the excellent Make. But where Make is about doing hands-on hardware techie project things, Craft looks like it’ll be about fondant frogs and finger puppets and maybe toilet-paper-roll cars.
O’Reilly, which also publishes tons of *very* detailed books for techies and more less-detailed books for people who wish they were techies, has made the world safe for geeks. Now they’re making the world safe for stacking frog sock puppets. Yeah, I’ll subscribe to that.
Needle and the O-Gauge Done
He somehow doesn’t seem to be the type, but Neil Young is apparently a big model train fan. In fact, according to Reuters by way of the New York Post, he owns about 20 percent of Lionel, which is currently going through a bankruptcy reorg.
The story says Young and Lionel have a joint venture to sell some of Young’s technology as part of Lionel’s Trainmaster control system. I guess when you hit 60, the rock-and-roll thing gets pretty old and you’d rather just stay home and work on your layout.
First Look: Samsung Helix
I’m pretty sure that mine is the first hands-on review of the Samsung Helix, a combination MP3 player and portable XM Radio receiver. The thing’s not on sale until the end of May, but Samsung made an early production unit available for testing.
Look at the full review, but the short version is that it doesn’t suck at all. The ability to record and time-shift XM content is pretty cool. But There are two major flaws:
- First, the thing is tied to Napster and is DRMed up the wazoo. Except for the stuff you rip yourself, you’re renting the music for as long as you subscribe to Napster or XM.
- Second, XM reception remains kind of dicey. Granted that Brooklyn doesn’t give the non-stop view of the south sky that XM really wants, but I don’t think a lot of places (like office buildings) do. XM, when all is said and done, is radio — and radio reception does tend to drop out.
- Oh. There’s a third thing. The Helix is Mac-unfriendly. You can’t even authorize an XM radio on a Mac, and Napster is tied to WMAs. Macs need not apply.
Clearly, Technology Would Be To Blame
From the Beeb:
There are some new GPS-based products — in the $50 range — that are designed to let parents know where their kids are at all times. Or, at least, at all times when they have a clear view of the sky. Which they wouldn’t have if they were, say, in a club or a crack house or a friends’ basement playing video games.
Simon Davis, director of Privacy International, voices concern that parents might go a little nuts with this stuff:
‘What this can result in – and we’ve seen this through visual surveillance technology and bugs that can be put into children’s bedrooms – is parents becoming obsessed, to the point of having an unhealthy and destructive relationship with their children,’ he said.
True enough. Of course, parents who use this stuff in an unhealthy and destructive way would very like find other means to behave in an unhealthy and destructive way regarding their kids. Or their spouses. Or their business rivals.
Once again, the problem isn’t with the technology, it’s with the user.
Another Nail
It’s increasingly difficult for me to describe what I do for a living. When I was a wire service reporter, that was easy. When I was a free lance writer and a newsletter publisher, that was pretty easy, too.
When I became a magazine top editor, it got harder because the job was more complex than most civilians understood. The job is more custodian of the brand than it is assigning and editing copy. (As my friend Louise Kohl used to say, managing is harder than editing because when you tell a sentence to move, it doesn’t tell you to go fuck yourself.)
More to the point, a magazine in the year 2006 is a very different thing than it was 10 years ago. It’s not the words on paper meted out every month or week anymore; a magazine is the audience that reads it. Smart editors and publishers will use a magazine’s brand and interest cohort to address its readers using any appropriate media: SMS, Web, RSS, wireless, fax, whatever. As readers fled print for other media, advertisers at first ignored the move. Not anymore.
According to AdAge, Merrill Lynch is saying that 2006 is the first year that the Net will collect more ad dollars than print magazines. Not good news for print, but not necessarily bad news for publishers. At least, not the ones who understand what it is they publish.
This, of course, is important. It means that if you have a print publication and you’re not online in a big way — and that doesn’t mean just putting your print content on the Web — you’re leaving money on the table. You’re simply not in business.
So what do I do for a living? I still edit magazines. The thing is, a “magazine” is a different critter than it used to be. Which — as someone who’s been playing in “new media” for 20 years — is just fine by me. The job’s still more complex than most people understand but in different ways than it used to be. Not a problem: It’s always more fun inventing the future than replicating the past.
Time to Think About Getting a Mac?
Got a PC that’s running Windows 98? Starting in July, you may have a problem.
Andy Patrizio, at internetnews.com, reports that Microsoft will stop supporting Win98 in early July. They’ve threatened that before but this time, with Windows Vista on the horizon after the New Year (honest!), the threat sounds credible. No patches, no security updates, nothing.
Trouble is, upgrading a Win98 box to Vista may not be possible. Vista requires a fairly up-to-date processor and at least 1GB of RAM — specs that a Win98 computer is unlikely to meet. Windows XP may be a solution because its hardware requirements are less rigorous, but it’s not clear how available Microsoft will make XP once Vista gets established. (On the other hand, it might take a good three years for Vista to take hold.)
I’ve got a couple of Win98 machines still running, and it seems I’m not alone:
Power users may sneer at the thought of using the rickety Windows 9x code base, but Jupiter Research has found that one in four homes with more than one PC is running the old operating system, usually on a hand-me-down PC for the kids.
Those machines are usually on the Net. An Internet box with an OS that won’t get any more security patches? Not a smart thing to run. Expect a lot of people to do it anyway, so I bet we’ll see an uptick in zombie spam this summer.
So Microsoft is forcing a march to new hardware and new software. Gee. If you’re replacing your computer anyway for one with a new operating system, maybe you should look hard at a getting a Mac. It’ll run Windows, too, you know — if you have to.
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