I was poking around the Fond du Lac Reporter for the Quad Graphics story, and found this:
Ricky R. Bridges, of 379 N. Peters Ave., Apt. G-8, was charged with operating a vehicle without the owner龝 consent after he allegedly stole an Old Dutch Potato Chip truck, and ate some of its contents.
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A witness said she saw the suspect stumble out of the truck, apparently intoxicated, clutching a bag of chips.
Bridges told police he was at the Walleye Weekend festival during the weekend, and doesn穰 recall stealing a potato chip truck, but he did find a key in his pocket when he woke up the next morning.